scuba skeet

Floating sperm in a hot tub, bathtub or body of water.

Let's get out of the tub.There's scuba skeet everywhere .

by Mcthrash October 21, 2015

Schtanger

Word used for the following:
1. When a customer pays too much for a car.
2. When a car salesman sells a car and makes the dealership money.
3. A reference to a car salesman having a great day.

1. Damn, that customer got schtanged
2. Schtanger, that was a good deal.
3. Amini - Schtanger, Are you in the game?! Salesman - Yes, I just suuu cahhh!

by Mark Amini August 8, 2018

Scumage

When man's testicles stick to the side of his leg.

"God it so f'ing hot out and now I have scumage!"
"My scumage is making me walk funny ad I feel lopsided."

by urbandj March 12, 2009

Scutch

To be a real pain in the ass, to antagonise without stopping.

someone continues to bust chops when you're not in the mood to be screwed with stop being a scutch

by SHARISSE December 28, 2005

scatastrophe

a violent and destructive movement of the bowels usually concluding with a severe shit storm.

After eating a Patty Melt and Bert's Chili at The Waffle House
I unleashed one hell of a scatastrophe

by Firestarter_8686 March 11, 2008

scuba cat

scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)

n.

1. A cat that enjoys being in water.

2. A sopping-wet pussy.

3. Term of endearment.

interj.

1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.

Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.

Examples:

"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."

"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)

"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)

by joepa007 May 23, 2014

Scuba Steve

The fucking coolest guy ever

Scuba Steve damn you!

by Jimmmy-Jimmy July 25, 2004