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schweini

Someone with a goofy demeanor who is wonderfully talented in football-does great assists and delivers superb freekicks. Has a male other-half named poldi and pulling pranks on each other are what they do best. Has an excellent seemingly diplomatic relationship with at least one female chancellor. His smile could be the highlight of your day. In reference to Bastian Schweinsteiger, german ultimate best central midfielder of World Cup 2010. A most suitable candidate for captaincy, if ever the Ballack-Lahm feud doesn't resolve.
1. That ball boy wouldn't have scored so early if it wasn't for that brilliant corner..our no7 is a real schweini!

2. Look at those two, holding hands..awww. They should be crowned schweini & poldi of the year.
by smittenbyschweini August 19, 2010
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schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on
Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?
by hodag1966 October 11, 2015
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Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.
by schweini August 4, 2010
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schweinepriester

The swear word Schweinepriester is used to describe people for whom one feels rejection and contempt. The Brothers Grimm dictionary states that the word Schweinpriester or pig priest means "an unclean or foul-mouthed person.
I can't believe Toni did that! What a Schweinepriester!
by Der Sultan October 8, 2022
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Schweizer

a Schweizer is German for "a person from Switzerland" - (not from Sweden) Switzerland is a country in the middle of europe next to Germany, France, Italy, Liechtenstein an Austria (and NOT Australia).

A dialog with Guys from America or other countries is mostly this:
A: I'm swiss
B: Oh, You're from Sweden!
A: No, I'm from Switzerland, that's in the center of europe, next to Germany, France, Italy and Austria.
B: What?!? Switzerland is next to Australia?
A: éh... okay. Yes. *rolleyes*

Okay. I hope some people are more clever. But that's classic. Okay, and a little overdone. But...
Ich bin Schweizer
(I'm suisse.)
by hpsk April 27, 2010
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Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.
Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!
by Ken December 1, 2002
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Schwin

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.
Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."
by CbenC July 26, 2009
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