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Schloom

The noise a tree makes when taking in carbon dioxide from the atmosphere
“ did u hear the Schloom that tree made, the air seems more fresh already!”
by EllieH14 November 23, 2018
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Schloom

The noise your sweaty hands make on the gym mat
Bloody Hell Lottie, I’ve worked hard tonight. Did u hear the schloom I made?! “
by EllieH14 June 10, 2019
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schroomy

Being high as a fucking kite or having black lungs
Bro ur lungs are so schroomy
by mm420 February 7, 2021
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schwoomple

Some random word I commented on youtube in 2019
Used as an adjective.
“You’re schwoomple, right?” “ ‘Undertale - Funniest Names’ by josse13579 on youtube.”
by Cran_brry July 25, 2021
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Schtooky

That gas gas ⛽️
This schtooky got me blitzed.
by The schtook master January 19, 2022
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schloom

a grimey person; a grime ball
kelly and tess are schlooms. they blow me off all of the time.
by Nate Nate the Snake March 3, 2007
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Schtoon

Schtoon (Sh'toon) Vulgar Slang
v. Schtooned, Schtoon·ing, Schtoons

v. tr.
1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To show up or embarrass another with skill or luck.
3. To play or joke, often used with "with".

v. intr.
1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act stupid or against someone else's wishes.

n.
1. A unliked and often stupid person, interchangable with douchbag.
2. Used as an intensive: What the schtoon is going on?

Phrasal Nouns:
Schtoon-ball
1. A more direct and intense insult of a stupid and sometimes unliked individual.

Schtoon-bag
1. A wad of meaty flash (usually a human being, or raccoon) that embodies the quality of being an idiot and douchebag at the same time.

Often pronounced Schteen or Schtawn, the word is quite versatile in it's meanings and useage--which can often be improvised to create such things as, "Schtawn-sac" or "Schteen-wad".
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"Hey schtoon-bag, ready to go eat?"
"Naw, I've still got some work to do.
"You're schtoonin' with me right?"

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"Dude, that shot was so cheap--you shouldn't have won!"
"HAHA SCHTOON-SAC, I TOTALLY SCHTOONED YOUR ASS!"
by Julian Lloyd July 30, 2008
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