schmaltin

term for a movie that's been historically over-rated by film critics.

"rebel without a cause" is a schmaltin - a real 4-star cringe-fest.

schmaltin by nebiru100 December 21, 2011

smok schmacked

After you hit your 50 nic smok and feel schmacked, thus leading to the feeling of being smok schmacked

Damnnnn bro I just got smok schmacked

smok schmacked by slumptedsara April 26, 2019

Schlacking 

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

schmack 

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.

Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!

schmack by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008

schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

schmacko by Guru222 November 5, 2005

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

Schmacko Sex by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

shmackin 

Popping pills, helluh on. When you're helluh high on pills, you keep saying "sh" everytime you use a word with "s" in it.

This Guy: Ey, you on pillz man?
Shmackin Shmark: Hell yaw, what's shmackin mang?
This Guy: LOL what's your name?
Shmackin Shmark: Shmackin Shmark mang. I put that on mamash mang.

shmackin by Shmackin Shmark December 19, 2009