Eye Of Sauron

a big ass bush with a big cock hanging in the middle.

Is that gargamel standing in view? No, that's called the Eye of Sauron

by ch@-ch1nggg October 18, 2011

Eye of Sauron

The unwanted attention of the internet community. Especially when the attention includes malicious intent.

Sony BMG entered the Eye of Sauron because it sold CDs that install a Rootkit onto a computer.

Scientology attracts the Eye of Sauron because of its attempts to control its image on the internet.

by TomThumb1 May 5, 2010

White hand of Sauron

after u fuck a girl and shes passed out you giz in ur hand and make an upside down imprint of a white hand on the broads face.. like those ugly orc things on the lord of the rings (best results if chick is not white) or for all u fags out there its some gay shit from the lord of the rings

steven: wow that chicks got a white hand on her face like those orcs off lord of the rings.

dave: nah i gave her the white hand of sauron after i fuckd her last night

hoe: why is my face all sticky..?

by steve_dave March 3, 2008

Give the One Ring to Sauron

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010

Sauron

The black hole we got a picture of, lets give him this name and adopt him

Did, y'all see the Sauron lurking in that galaxy far far away?

by arroro monro April 11, 2019

make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.

Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!

by pentozali August 20, 2013

Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022