drunk resolution

When drunk you start to have doubts and regrets, you decide you wont drink so much again, or you will start dieting/exercising these resolutions feel like new years until you wake up the next day and either have forgotten about them or give up on them.

Bill: Man I'm totally getting up early tomorrow and hitting the gym!

Next day Bill wakes up at noon and eats leftover pizza and watches TV and realizes hes made yet another drunk resolution

by Danthor March 22, 2009

resolutionary

People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.

I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was crawling with resolutionarys.

by Vincent11 November 10, 2008

resolutionarium

a place for reflection, contemplation, reading, writing, and inspired doing

I am going down the Museum of Art History or MAH, in Santa Cruz, to see an exhibit for the world's first resolutionarium.

On display will be the world's first resolutionary, Resolved To Evolve Vol. 3. A book of some 845 universal resolves, inspired by the legendary TV Show Kung Fu.

by Possibility Advocate May 3, 2023

Cliche conflict resolution kevin

A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.

Don’t be a cliche conflict resolution Kevin. That’s worse than being an anonymous Andy.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Brown Nosed Rudolph

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.

Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.

by Gapino March 20, 2009

Resolve

someone's determination to follow a purpose or intent

The assassin's resolve to kill the guy was amazing." "The teacher resolved to have the students read once a week.

by The Hooded Boy December 26, 2010

Chinese Resolution

When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.

Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"

by NoelReck February 6, 2009