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backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it
Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.
by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011
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Rumpledforeskin

A character of folk myth and fable known for his cruelty, a pitiable cruelty that tales tell is an outward manifestation of psychological scars inflicted as an infant during a botched circumcision performed by a vagabond rabbi using crampons and, inexplicably, a spinning wheel.

Also used to apply to those with a similar affliction.
Yes, I see it, and see why now your nickname is Rumpledforeskin, rabbi.
by Midniteklown July 25, 2008
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Rumple Butt Skin

When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.

Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Person 1: Who used all the toilet paper?

Person 2:Talk to your brother, he had Rumple Butt Skin.
by f-deer February 6, 2010
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rumplemilfskin

a magical gnome that brings milfs to your doorstep. he also spins jizz into gold.
"I just got a rumplemilfskin for my doorstep. Ever since it's been like a daycare at my house."
by birdmanJAM March 19, 2010
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rumpled foreskin

When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!
Your sister can't wank a dick for toffee,she gave me a rumpled foreskin the twat
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
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Rumple Ass

The folds and or lines on a women's butt or thighs when wearing yoga pants.
Look at that Kathleen girl.... She has a serious case of rumple ass in those pants.
by riomanty November 12, 2011
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Rumpled

Buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.
I could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.
by GetRumpledFB May 21, 2017
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