ROFFLESTOMP

To totally destroy an opponent who had no chance of winning. This is most used in PVP video games and usually pertains to a situation where through either numbers, gear or some other quantifiable aspect of the game the outcome was a foregone conclusion. Derives from the internet acronym ROFL to illustrate that the victor is "rolling on the floor laughing" while defeating his or her opponent.

"I went into Warsong Gulch last night and got rofflestomped by a premade with all Season 3 Gear."

by Montague2008 March 26, 2008

ruff rocket

A male's penis that is covered with genital warts.

What lucky bitch will ride the ruff rocket tonight?

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".

Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!

by touchy g October 3, 2003

Roffee

50/50 mixture of redbull and black coffee. Discovered in early 21st century by a mad scientist.

Hey Lucy, I can barely keep my eyes open and I need to finish this nuclear fission equation before I crash...

No problem boo boo, I just brewed some roffee so I could pester anyone that will let me without napping

by DJ Theory September 25, 2009

rotfflmmfao

Internet meme. Rolling on the fucking floor, laughing my mother fucking ass off. Used when extreme profanity usage is necessary.

Jim: Penis.

Ted: ROTFFLMMFAO!!!1

by b3n890 November 18, 2009

bit of ruff

Used to dercribe a shag partner or bf/gf

Shes Mark's new bit of ruff

by Funki March 6, 2005

ROFFL

Roll on f*king floor laughing

It is a typo for ROFL. This is used when you are giving the expression, ROFL but much greater.

Ha-ha! Rofl! That is so damn funny! Rofl! Lol.

by Anonymous May 7, 2005