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Raftus

Participating in college antics, whacking back beers like there is no tomorrow, Full Sending, Nell, and wheeling birds.
Sean is so raftus because his bag smells like Coors Light
by ybn_pops69 October 31, 2021
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Raftus

A state of being in which you are a fucking loser who constantly tries to prove their self worth and importance by getting abhorrently intoxicated and justifying all the things you do as being funny.
Guy 1: Hey man, wanna get raftus tonight?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't wait to commit crimes! It'll be fine though because I'll be drinking a substance which makes me cool!
by TRIGGERED December 22, 2021
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Rofiusmagistuspankakiemcdonaldgerman

A mysterious being that lives online: Coming only from a Jewish private school in Nebraska. People have kicked him to Idaho, where he lives in a MacBook. When the tv screams for a dad, the cabbage that lives near Rafi’s bed will screams “Father when can I live on my own?” The x box will then scream “I’ve got the whole worldussy” which RAFI then breaks every morning. He’s killed more then 284848 pans because of this. The pancakes will dance around the remote controller with their best friend baseball bat who screams for a clock every morning. They are all fatherless, but RAFI found them in the trash and killed the mothers, so they are now all orphans.
Your room is so messy, it looks like Rofiusmagistuspankakiemcdonaldgerman lives here.
The cabbage talked, just like in a wild Rafi’s home.
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Rofus

Rofus aka rofusthemonk is lucio second lost son and pepsidee"s biggest rival he also hes from the middle east whitch means he is laggy but for a monk like him even lag couldent stop him because he is the best gorilla tag player of all time no words can descibe him
Look , its lucios second lost son rofus
by Rofusthemonk March 28, 2022
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Raftus

When you delete beers just like Carew bates
Carew is so raftus
by Big dac April 19, 2022
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Yo you’re literally so Nelk and beer and frat Trey. You’re so college! You’re the most Raftus person I have ever met.
by Trey boner April 28, 2022
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When you full send, and let the horniness creep up on you, drink beer, and LOVE nelk boys.
Noah S. is hella raftus right now!!!!!
by Raftus August 15, 2022
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