rippost

The compulsion to head to YouTube and enter a comment AS SOON AS POSSIBLE on a video of a celebrity when it's discovered that they've just died.

Dude, did you hear that Amy Winehouse died?

Damn, I bet they're ripposting at a rate of about 40 per minute on 'Rehab'.

by BobTheWonderPoodle July 24, 2011

Ripping Cotton

Vaping. Specifically, taking a deep pull off of your rig and spewing out massive amounts of smoke.

Did you see Bruce Willis ripping cotton on the red carpet? Dude looked so badass with those HUGE clouds rolling .

by J-Spot October 1, 2016

Ripping a Grumpy

Verb: to rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any recepticle.

Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of 8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.

by UnholyFrostbite October 21, 2009

Ripping bowls

to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).

dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.

by yomamaintshit February 24, 2009

Ripping up rags

Descriptive of the sound of a long and drawn-out fart

After ten beers, and a plate of lima bean curry, I was ripping up rags like never before.

by Mr. Ploppy August 17, 2004

Rippin Butts

VERB. To smoke cigarettes excessively.

Where is Jay. Oh he is outside rippin butts.

by TJE April 4, 2007

Rippin' you out

technically means your only messing around with someone

or could potentially mean to rip out a girls organs while bucking.

first guy ' mate i was sleepin with your sister'
Second guy' are you serious?'
first guy'nahh mate. im only rippin' you out'

by ekralce December 11, 2009