rippost

The compulsion to head to YouTube and enter a comment AS SOON AS POSSIBLE on a video of a celebrity when it's discovered that they've just died.

Dude, did you hear that Amy Winehouse died?

Damn, I bet they're ripposting at a rate of about 40 per minute on 'Rehab'.

rippost by BobTheWonderPoodle July 24, 2011

riposte

A counterattack either literally (in fencing, after parrying a lunge attack, or figuratively (in conversation, after an insult)

1) Ian scored a point by riposting to Andy's shoulder.

2) He riposted when they said 'civil unions are just as good as marriages' by quoting the Massachussets Supreme Court.

riposte by Zach Sullens October 2, 2007

Coomer's Riposte 

Phenomenon where a person has to be subject to Ignominy to make someone else look bad for knowing about NSFW content by name.

In my group chat the other day, my friend tried to make fun of me for knowing a porn actor's name in front of everyone but fell for the Coomer's Riposte.

"How do you know who Mia Khalifa is?"
"Wait, how do YOU know who that is?"

Coomer's Riposte by Hellen Keller Official December 30, 2022

Riposte

1.) Used to describe something pointless or idiotic;
2.) Used to describe someone who serves no purpose in a given setting or group.
3.) An activity with no meaning or purpose;

"Ugh, this assignment is so pointless!"
"Yeah, it's totally riposte."

Riposte by purplelinguist December 21, 2023