retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009

retireation

Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

I’m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!

I’m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.

by PKMoore June 17, 2019

Green And Retired

Very mature men who happen to be Green and Retired. Does anything you need as long as you acknowledge the fact that they are Green and Retired....

Stranger: I need you to do something
Green and Retired man: no
Stranger: WOW YOU'RE GREEN AND RETIRED????
Green and Retired man: I'm listening babe

by TheoudorusEater July 21, 2021

retirement

throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.

retirement like death comes to us all.

by knowman February 21, 2009

Retrumplican

1. A delusional person dedicated to Donald J Trump and conspiracy theories.
2. A former Republican or Democrat and devoted follower of Donald J Trump

The Retrumplican uses lies and deceptions to gain political power

by anonymous December 13, 2020

reticulating splines

v.
A necessary computation performed by numerous Maxis Sim games. Content simply cannot be generated without meticulous reticulation.

See: reticulatingsplines on ytmnd for further information.

I just generated a random map, but had to wait for the game to finish reticulating splines.

by Crick Albert July 22, 2009

retina rape

1. Staring at someone in a manner that indicates a sexual interest.

2. Looking at someone to the point at which they are being undressed in one's mind.

"My teammates and I totally got retina raped at the truck stop last night."

"Don't look, but that creepy guy is so retina raping you."

by myspace.com/jasonheartxcore November 6, 2008