foreskin restoration

What you do when you find out later in life doctors have destroyed your penis by circumcising you after birth. It is simply undoing what the doctor did (uncircumcising). There are 2 ways to restore foreskin: The Surgical or Non-Surgical (best option) method. Research it if you wish.

Circumcision is flawed and doctors are ignorant about it. It may mess up the Mother/Father to son bond. During circumcision, doctors sever a nerve off, causing your future sex experience to not be as good. It has NOT been proven that circumcision prevents STD's, urinary track infection, or any other myths doctors have put out there. Oh, and there are many, many myths out there. Having foreskin is not-not clean. All you do is pull back your foreskin in the shower and clean it. Are Americans too lazy to do this?

I certainly wouldn't do that to my son when he's born. Its his decision if he wants it done or not, not the parents', doctor's or nurse’s. Is circumcising your child really necessary? Nah people.

Foreskin restoration is the way to go if you are unhappy about being sexually mutilated.

by Eugene Wilkinson September 5, 2008

Remtarian

Remtarian(n.) - A mixture of a retard a remtard and a librarian.

Possibly a unnessecery addition

Nick Crampton is a remtarian

by Alex April 19, 2005

self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing

dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.

by trent's dick January 23, 2011

eXtreme Restraints

eXtreme Restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. Their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and sex toys.

I was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and I eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). The price was pretty good too. They also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).

by JamesXR April 23, 2007

Negro Restraining Order

Its when you tie a black mans penis around their own ankles.

If you ever get my honey pie mixed up with my cootie again i will give you a negro restraining order

by upleftrightdownsyndrome October 30, 2010

Rustolian

the left over residue between the shaft and the male genitals after having sex. The leftover juice from the female on the genitals.

Damn yo, my rustolian is raunchy.
Yo cuz, you got some rustolian on ya left nut.

by Dark Vanilla 69 January 7, 2008

resturant rage

an intense flood of anger incited by being forced to eat in close proximity to the most annoying women in Midland, during which they cackle, complain and whine about why men don't like them. Symptoms include: an overwhelming desire to spontaneously flip their table over and watch their legs kick defenselessly while they suffocate on their nacho grande.

I need to see a therapist for my "resturant rage".

by kfonte April 6, 2010