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Last Resort Crew

The only Skinhead crew allowed in or around Cleveland, Ohio.
Over 20 years strong, this crew has had a name in the Punk/Hardcore scene that put fear in the hearts and minds of many.
Just come to any Hardcore/Punk/Skinhead show for a one on one example of the Last Resort Crew
by zendomendo January 22, 2009
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class resort

A friend that you always hang out with and talk to at school but when you go home and during the weekend you don't even keep in touch with him/her. You usually only talk to this type of person when you have no one else in class to talk to or when you have no one else to eat lunch with.
Cris- Yo why don't you invite ur friend that ur always eating lunch with?

John- Na I only talk to him at school I never really hang out with him outside of school.

Cris- Oh, I guess he's ur class resort then huh?
by steviethekid12 September 30, 2010
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last resort pussy

Also Known As "L.R.P"

After Being Rejected By Numerous Women In The Club, You Go After "Last Resort Pussy"
"I'm Having No Luck Tonight, I'm Going After Gemma Bryson She's Last Resort Pussy!!"
by ACWP October 14, 2013
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ski resort

What you call a bed that 3 guys are sleeping in and the guy in the middle is jerking off one from each side as if he were skiing.
Shit i dont wanna share a bed with Jake anymore, he was dreaming he was at a ski resort again!
by epic12 January 2, 2012
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University of Absolute Last Resort

A local university that is often a branch campus of a larger school which students attend solely to get a degree. Students often attend these schools after dropping or failing out of other, usually more prestigious, schools. So named because these institutions may seem like a last resort opportunity for a student to earn a college degree.

Derived from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock (UALR), a branch campus commuter college attended mostly by working adults.
Dude, what happened to your roommate, Jeff.

He failed out and is going to some University of Absolute Last Resort back home.
by Radio Rahim February 23, 2008
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second resort

a male/female (usually female) who comes "second". Second as in the other option. An exceptional person, but always comes after someone else. Who in majority of most others' opinion are better in every way possible than the second resort. Most times, second resorts and the better someone have a relationship with each other. Not as in lovers, but it can either be friendship, enemies, sisters, brothers, or cousins.

People women in particular who are second resorts, often feel jealousy with the better someone.
example #1-
Eric: Hey, Matt! Who ya gonna' ask out to the dance?
Matthew: I don't know. I was thinking of asking Madison.
Eric: What about Madeline? She's hot too. *winks at Madeline*
Matthew: I dunno, man. She seems like a second resort.
Eric: Hmmm, maybe. Madison is hotter though.
Matthew: Exactly.
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Madeline and Madison are twins, not identical, but twins. Both are extremely beautiful. But with most guys, they'd choose Madison over Madeline. Only because Madison is prettier in the face, or has better legs. Who knows?
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example #2-
Gracie: Madeline! Gerold likes you!
Madeline: Oh, really?
Gracie: Yeah, really!
Madeline: Humph, must've mistaken me for Madison.
Gracie: *confused look*
Madeline: I'm a second resort. I'm only pretty for awhile, but one look at my sister, and you're blown away. You forget about me, and pay attention to her, and only her.
Gracie: Oh. Well, I'm sure Madison'll be happy to hear the news about the boys
Madeline: Of course, it's her daily routine.
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Now, Madeline is completely aware that people think of Madison as the "better twin". She gets jealous often, and her sister is completely unaware of it.

What should Madeline do?

you tell me.
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(all names in the examples are merely fictional, and their real characters are sworn to secrecy, for privacy issues, by me, kristina b.)
by adsfj;lk July 29, 2007
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Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.
Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.
by MrWonka November 7, 2020
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