REMARDER

not worth getting to know
moneyless, broke, herpes

that fat ass aint worth the remarder
if he has herpes, he sure aint worth the remarder

by sunkid October 5, 2006

Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.

"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"

by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017

renardo

Renardo is a man who is all about his family and all ways makes it happen no Matter what. Renardo mostly with have all girls and mostly no boys. A Renardo is hilarious and is always ready for what life gives him.

Gosh that man is a renardo

by Chickenfootbooty May 5, 2019

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ

Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella

by Walleyed September 5, 2019

Eye retard

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

Retard

The only word in the world that is considered offensive when used properly and used improperly. If used as a replacement for the word stupid someone will immediately point out how you're being offensive. On the contrary, if you call someone who is mentally handicapped retarded, you will also be called offensive.

Person one: You just chugged a 2 liter of Coke and a box of Mentos? You retard.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive! (Proceeds to vomit Coke everywhere)

Person one: Aww, poor Timmy is retarded.
Person two: Hey, that's offensive!

by Mr. P. FLuffee June 16, 2010