Rendering

A middle age male who grew up in the 80’s and had to watch porn on his parents dial up internet! 🤣

“Dammit this video is rendering and taking forever”

by minimanderz December 7, 2020

Warhammer Age of Reckoning

A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.

Dood1: I just bought Warhammer Age of Reckoning!

Guy: Good for you.

by Lolgasmo February 16, 2009

renewing your dental plan

slang for masterbation....especially in females

some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.

though it bares no real reference to anything sounding even remotely obscene, this phrase can be used among friends to talk about and/or mess with members of the opposite sex

1. shes really hot, id love to renew her dental plan

2. if you cant wait for me to come back, just renew your dental plan while you're lonely

3. if you renew your dental plan, can i watch?

by dirk lance August 15, 2005

saints reckoning

when a bunch of priests commits an unholy act with a prostitute while smaking her on the brests with the bible

And the lord said: smack thy tit till the everlasting juice commith from thy snake and i shall give you the title saints reckoning
The Day someone uses a Saints reckoning, is the day the world dies

by jim bob ray April 10, 2007

Five-Finger Reckoning

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

renning

The act of watching pornographic material involving Kylo Ren.

I'm exhausted. I've been renning all night.

by Niarcisse April 30, 2020

treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023