Remington Bard-itus

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.

Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.

by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011

Remington

Remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless "gun, television show, razor and type-writer references" but lacks an angry response because he's better than that. in fact, Remington is quite witty and usually plays along.

i dont care what anybody says, i like Remington! i wish there were more people like Remington!

by Slymee August 14, 2010

Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

by Teddy July 12, 2005

Remaintionship

A bad relationship with a girlfriend/boyfriend that just won't go away.

Don't count on Jim dating any time soon, he's stuck in a remaintionship

by rgbflawed December 24, 2008

remington bales

a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.

Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything

by hotbox456 March 12, 2017

Remington M870

The remingtion M870 is the best way to get somebody off your lawn, or liberate a town's oil, or both at the same time. With 8 shots, you can liberate so much oil and get so many hooligans off your lawn, pump action so you can blast them at

Get the fuck off my lawn or I'll show you my Remington M870's barrel!

by shotgun man December 7, 2020

Remington Raider

Derived from a "Remington" typewriter, this sarcastic nickname is given to someone in the armed forces such as an administrative clerk or poge who sits behind a desk.

Infantryman 1: "Them fucking Remington raiders think they're the fucking shit!"

Infantryman 2: "Yeah, all them tired motherfuckers do all day is sit on their nuts and type up fucking paperwork."

by Troupe426 November 27, 2011