Reassurance Smiley

When someone says something that may otherwise be mistaken as serious, but follows it with a smiley that helps reduce the tension and lets the second person know it was a joke.

Dude 1: Your mothers a filthy whore
Dude 1: :P (reassurance smiley)

Dude 2: lol

by Chocosaurus February 25, 2010

Reassurance

Needs a constant reminder from a doubt they might have

Girlfriend: “do you still like me?”
Boyfriend: “yes baby”

Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”

by Glazedonuts19 February 25, 2021

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

remastered

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.

-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot

by any road November 21, 2016

reasving

Disconnecting and reconnecting to a chat, usually because of a shitty connection.

Is John reasving again? Yep, he's getting cucked by his ISP.

by boberino September 28, 2015

regaslight

when you gaslight someone, then admit to gaslighting them but then you play it off like you never admitted it, thus gaslighting them all over again
**takes a serious psychological toll on someone USE WITH CAUTION**

i want to regaslight the shit out of my neighbor today for a fun prank

by grumpy’s neighbor March 20, 2022

creative reason

when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you might have to get out of bed and actually do your job.

Krista: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 17, 2018