gentlemans relish

male ejaculate

I finished jerkin off and had to clean up all of the gentlemans relish off of the wall

by Chips March 19, 2004

relapse sex

when a person who has been celibate for a long period of time has a strong and sudden burst of sexual energy, causing them to have irrational and/or poor judgement, therefore causing them to fuck someone he or she has previously had one or more sexual encounters with in the past. this is usually meaningless, mindless sex. it's similar to angry-sex with the throwing of objects, but with less obscure language (ie. cursing).

chris: yo did you hear that sarah was celibate for awhile?
josh: that slut? no way, dog!
chris: i know. but she had some relapse sex with her ex-boyfriend, who is also my roommate. i was in the room during. then the dude gave me a high-five.

by IHUNTCANDY July 29, 2009

relisten

The act of listening again.

We gotta relisten to that song.

by Franklin Delanore Roosevelt Jr. April 24, 2007

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

boner relapse

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

by kilomanjina July 20, 2010

Cunt Relish

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.

Shave that nasty cunt relish!

by manthonyS December 2, 2010

Relics of Uden

The prizes of humanity. Holy mounds. Known as boobs.

Mike: Dude did you see the relics of uden on her?
Ryan: Those weren't just relics. Those were the relics of uden vale!

by UdenVale June 25, 2009