googling rehabs session

A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google

Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...

by Loopydave January 25, 2017

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by okboomerkidkids November 15, 2021

Rehabilitated

A word Ricky uses to say he has changed from his previous shitty ways but in actuality he is the same

“Hey Ricky lets do some cocaine”
“Nah bro I’m rehabilitated!”

by Billy Rickman November 5, 2019

Twitter Rehab

The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.

Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."

by RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! June 7, 2009

rehab dandy

A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.

Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?

by Central Avenuer May 29, 2010

Rehab

Rehab is a arabic name which means a garden in heaven. No, it doesn't just mean a place for drugs.

Rehab didn't flush the toilet.

by yoonhab August 26, 2019

rehab

A place where people who are addicted to drugs go to get better and to stop their addiction, which could kill them unless they stop.

Because he hated being addicted to drugs, Steve went to rehab. Now he is all better.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003