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Rectal Coyote

Noun. A person who conceals contraband in his/her/their/y'all people's anal cavity.

Verb. The act of concealing contraband in the anal cavity.
Ex. 1

C-Dogg: My girl came through with a burner phone, two bindles of black, and zip of white. We need to find someone who can get that shit onto the yard!

Peanut Head: Don't trip rogue. Wes Watson is available to hoop that shit.

C-Dogg: You sure? Between all his paperwork and steroids, are you sure there's enough room up in there?

Peanut Head: It's all good. He's a Rectal Coyote!

Ex. 2

Demetrius approaches DaJuan. He glances around to see if anyone is eavesdropping.

Demetrius: Psst. The Down Low meeting is tonight! You be bringing the Crisco and the man wipes. Keep it on the DL!

DaJuan rubs his hands together and smiles.

DaJuan: Word. And I'll be Rectal Coyoting that shit playa!

Demetrius: And it might be more like Coyote Ugly when it comes out.
by ZXY&ABC October 28, 2022
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rectal drip

the semen that leaks out of ones ass after anal sex
man, after i blew my load in her ass she had some serious rectal drip!!!
by california uber allies March 20, 2010
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cranial rectal inversion

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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Full Rectal Blowout

The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.
It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.
by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010
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Frequently Activated Rectal Tremble

Dude, Jorge has Frequently Activated Rectal Trembles. He smells like a pollcat.
by keifermail June 29, 2009
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Rectal Spelunker

That lucky guy who has a wife or girlfriend that lets him get her up on all fours and proceed to play. He spreads her ass cheeks wide and applys his nose close to her balloon knot and slowly inhales the aroma of her stink star. Gentle licking and sucking causes her tastey gumhole to soften up as he prepares for penetration. Lubing up real well he inserts his rock hard cok in her anus and gradually pumps away building up too an awesome orgasm, dumping a massive load of man-goo deep in her rectum.
Dave: Steve, you ever had anal with Doris?

Steve: Man, I am her Rectal Spelunker and she loves it!
by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008
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Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.
Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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