rathbone

whence one sits upon the shitter and manages to squeeze out the cleanest of all duces. not even a ply of tp is used to test if the rathbone is a rathbone because when it happens one knows beyond all things that his/her pie hole is of absolute cleanliness.

Zed: bro, i thought i was gonna nast up that shit station when in reality i totally rathboned it!

chuck: no way! all i got was corn

by carverston chew June 19, 2009

Rambone

Sticking your boner up a friends ass while sleeping over at their house.

Jeremy was passed out on the floor so i went for it and gave him the ol' rambone.

by Ramboner February 17, 2003

ramboner

A random boner that you get for no reason at all, like nothing has brought it on but you just happen to get one.

not to be mistaken for a real one... :)

You immediately want to RAM it down so now one sees or tuck it into your boxers and make sure it can't be seen easily. very humiliating at public events or family occasions where you feel least aroused or bonerific ;(

(listening to music or any other activity with friend)

what the?....

friend "what"

"ramboner"

friend "not cool, man...."

by IEatSTIs October 14, 2009

ramboner

Having a mega boner in public.

Damn I was thinking about Jane and it gave me a RAMBONER while in school.

by Juan Feliciano February 3, 2008

raboner

random boner - when with out warning your penis becomes erect usual as an inconvience

In school

student1-fuck dude i have a giant raboner
student2-ragen hi just cover it up with something maybe no1 will notice

by blah* August 4, 2008

Rathboned

adj. Describing an individual who refused to watch Twilight films until taking note of the character of Jasper Hale, as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone

v. Rathbone; what said individuals would like to do with said character, preferably while intoxicated

Oh my god. You've gotta see New Moon. You're totally going to get Rathboned. Then you're going to want to Rathbone the entirety of Eclipse.

by shikinamiasuka December 25, 2010

ramboner

the douche at work that can do anything by himself; chronic liar; the one upper

Did you here ramboner's story today? What is it this time? He is able to squat his high school max... 1000 pounds.

by My name Mudd September 9, 2009