The Randy. An alpha male that does not look or
act the way he seems. He will
never approach you if he's not friends with you. Being friends with him is never easy. If you're his friend, you have deeply bonded with his heart, and he'll never forget you. But you must approach him first. If he ignores you, it is likely he will fart when next to you. Beware of the way he looks at you. If he looks at your eyes, he'll remember you and recognize you for a few days until he doesn't give a shit anymore and forgets (unless you remind him, which is irritating to him,
don't do it often). If he only glances at you, he's busy. He will say "One Mississippi" usually as if saying "wait a second." If he glances multiple times, and doesn't say anything, he doesn't like you. If he completely ignores you, he didn't hear you. If he ignores you again, he doesn't like you. His attitude is almost never angry. If it is, it depends on the occasion. It could be sarcasm. Then again, it COULD be. Beware if its real anger. He'll
break a
table. His greetings are important. His greetings
mean different things. If he smiles at you, he doesn't like you. If he only says hi to you, then he's not in the mood for talking to you. If he waves at you, you are too far away. If he sometimes high fives you or hugs you, you have a special place in his pure
soul. If he hugs you every
time you
meet, you are tied with an unbreakable knot of care from him until the very
day you both
die. He's a
special. Nothing else.
Kid- Its Randy.
Other
kid- Fuck Randy, he doesn't matter.
Kid- His armies will fucking kill you.
Other kid- *Silent because Randy's armies fucking killed him*
