Hidden Valley Ranchin

1. The act of having sexual relations with a girl, then quickly pulling out to ejaculate on convieniently place letuce. When finished the man makes the girl eat the letuce

John: so guys guess what i did last night?
Ryan: tell me you werent Hidden valley Ranchin her last night did you?
Brittany: Yes he did.

by Mr.Blopduken July 9, 2010

Racheling

Taken from the many episodes of Friends where Rachel’s nipples were clearly on show through her top

Oh man, it was so cold today I was Racheling all day

Dude check her out, she’s Racheling big time

by Nerdy Falconer November 27, 2018

Rancheritos

They are these rectangular fried chips covered in yummy chilito. You wish you had these. You wish you were bathing in these. Tan prietos.

Pablo: "Oh my God. I'm so hungry."
Leslie: "What are you craving?"
Amber: "Doritos?"
Pablo: "Fuck no. I want Rancheritos!"

by menudo123 June 25, 2019

RatTheKing

King of rats
loves men

Snorts G-fuel on a daily basis

Loves big robux women

Jimbo: hey do you like robux

robert: Yeah im a big bobux booty bitch

Jimbo: watch out RatTheKing might come for you

by McPotato_ March 18, 2022

Ranching

Manipulating younger girls for pleasure because they are much easier and want you because your older. And not like a pedophile kind of way.

Seniors macking on girls from the juniors all the way to freshmen.

"Did you see Johnny ranching on those sophomores! They want his dick!"

by Miguel Led January 4, 2010

Jolly Ranchin

1.) To discriminate againt any color, race, or gender.

2.) To play around, joking

A:"Will there ever be a black female president?"
B:"Yeah, when people wanna stop Jolly Ranchin!"

A:"Give me back my pencil! Stop Jolly Ranchin!"

by XoGoDjoX March 23, 2005

Cool Ranching

When you cum inside a bag of Doritos.

A: I'm going to be Cool Ranching later today.
B: Just remember not to eat them.
A: Nah. I'm going to give them to my girl.

by Sortableturnip May 11, 2016