Ra Ra Rasputin

A song that you dance too while crushing the skulls of your enemies.

Now's a great time to listen to Ra Ra Rasputin.
Ryan: Killing time! Turn up the Rasputin

by applesandgrapes October 22, 2017

rasputin

charismatic Russian "holy man" and cult leader, used his influence and charm to seduce women and clergy, and eventually the tsar and tsarina of Russia. used his mysterious skills to cure the Russian prince of hemophillia attacks, predict the future, and build up a faithful following of aristocratic ladies. was eventually killed by Prince Felix Felixovitch Yussupov after being poisoned with enough cyadide to kill six men, shot in the chest, beaten, stabbed, and thrown in the icy Volga.

by dagger_grrl November 2, 2003

rasputin's surprise

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

Rasputin

1. The "starets" who helped bring down the Russian monarchy through his poor advice to Empress Alexandra when the reigns of the government were in her hands.

Rp1: What's up with the new minister that was just appointed?

Rp2: He's no good. The only reason he's there is that he supports Tsar Rasputin.

by Comtesse du Barry August 5, 2018

The Beard Of Rasputin

The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!

Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."

Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"

Fread: "What??"

Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"

by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011

Ra Ra Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

by Dr. Tam of England October 2, 2018

rasputin

A bastard who just doesn't know when to die already.

They shot him and stabbed him and burned him and kicked him, but Rasputin still showed signs of life.

by AYB April 4, 2003