An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now
invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational
force. Known for his astute views on
sports.
Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want
black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just
rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better
STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."