#1 Rule of Hipster

Never admit your a hipster. This shows that you are definitely not a hipster.

There is no exception. Even friends do not discuss how hipster they are.

Annoying person: "Omg, I'm like so hipster!" i.e. breaking #1 rule of hipster
Hipsters: "K bye"

#1 Rule of Hipster by hipstershoes November 14, 2011

#1 rule

The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more.

Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact.

#1 rule by BrookelovesArturo January 16, 2008

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1 by bobandbill December 27, 2010

Rule of Drinking #1 

Open bar is a dangerous game, respect it.

Free booze, whilst wondrous and full of joy, is also dangerous.
Tread carefully.

"Dude they have an open bar at the Christmas party!!!"

"Rule of Drinking #1 man."

Rule of Drinking #1 by kasairashi December 31, 2011

Gaming Rule #11 

He who becomes enraged during gaming, must regain control of themselves before communicating with people in the outside world.

After smashing my controller in rage, I followed gaming rule #11 and took time to calm myself before talking to my mother.

Gaming Rule #11 by RAGERRR September 28, 2011

Tall People Rule #11 

Anybody shorter than you is short. Is to be paired with Tall People Rule #3 to freely bully kids

According to Tall People Rule #11, you’re short

Tall People Rule #11 by SomeRandomDude11 December 11, 2019

Rule #14

"Don't take disrespect"

-This mf called me pussy
-Rule #14 brother

Rule #14 by AKayser February 23, 2023