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Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).
Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020
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slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)
"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009
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Roofing

While receiving a blowjob, continuously hitting and/or scraping the top of the giver's mouth.
I accidentally made my girlfriend gag last night because I kept roofing her.
by L3pr3chaun3 October 1, 2017
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Roof Koreans

Angry Korean store workers who prowl their store roof tops wielding Nagasaki rifles and wearing their Korean Pride bandannas during the Baltimore riots to keep their store from being looted by "protestors"
After setting fire to the neighborhood CVS farmicy, Tyrone and the boys got in a shoot out with Highly armed Roof Koreans while trying to loot the noodle store nearby.
by FauxTales April 29, 2015
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Roofylax

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy
1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."
by roofy-lax November 25, 2010
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Roof-Topper

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!
by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021
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roof daddy

In sports where the object is scoring into a net, going "roof daddy" entails shooting into the upper part of the net, near the crossbar.

Also can be used in conjunction with going "Gatorade", which is when the scoring shot to the top of the net knocks the water bottle off.
Jimmy just deked the goalie outta his jockstrap, then took it roof daddy & went Gatorade.
by burgsabre87 May 10, 2009
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