Ronaldo

Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb

Ronaldo is handsome

by Your nighbour hood snitch nine October 8, 2020

Ronaldo

Who loves to score penalty. He dives frequently. Penalties are overhyping his career.

He is Ronaldo.

by DiverPenaldo October 10, 2020

Ronaldo

The guy with the biggest Cock.

Ronaldo: Sex?
Girl: Yes Please

by BBC STUDIOS November 21, 2021

Ronaldo

Siuuuuuu man siuuuuuuuu man

Ronaldo hit the siuuuuuuuu mr champions league

by DevrJ111 March 23, 2022

Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.

Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

ronaldo

if something or someone is finished (like Ronaldos career)

"Bro yesterday i was so ronaldo, I fell asleep in the club!"

"I will ronaldo college in summer and start working as a consultant."

"You just got ronaldoed by this guy!"

by areUdriftingMe? May 26, 2022

Ronaldo

The best football player in the whole world and is the GOAT. Don't disrespect him.

Ronaldo is the best in the world.

by cr7voice November 15, 2022