Call Of Duty

when boys play it at 3 am, they all turn racist and spit out racist slurs with no backlash, they go all out with no boundaries. You have been warned

*3 am playing Call Of Duty*
Boy 1: OMG THIS GUYS A N*****
Boy 2: STOPP KILLING ME YOU N*****
Boy 3: NOOB KILLER STOP YOU F****** R***** N*****

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

Head

The thing that your necks attached to. That is it.

Horny bastard

Boy 1: Pineapple on pizza is good

Boy 2: No its not use ur head

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.

Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

Tiki Taka

The most annoying shit you will ever see made by the spanish that involves making quick and short passes to keep possesion that has a nice ring to the name but is the most shittiest and annoying thing you will ever see the cunts do

Xavi: lets do tiki taka

Me: How did u get in my house

by Myyotic April 20, 2022