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ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.
ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!
by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006
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ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC

It's what geeks do when they got no time. Make up long words e.g:

rolling on the floor laughing, laughing my ass off nearly having a heart attack and nearly dying while scaring the cat.

Basically its just when people go over the top about a little subject. Making fun of them - taunting.
Guy:lol! that was funny, the guy fell over
Guy2:ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC that was funny.. (not..)
by Finch January 5, 2005
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roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007
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ROFLOLMAOMG

ROFL, LOL, LMAO, and OMG all combined into one VERY wrong word.

This is used by (or, more commonly, when mocking) extremely FUCKED UP people. Often AOL users who visit teenage chat rooms from ages 8-12 and pretend to be cool.
Phrases you may also hear from this type of people in:

Chat Rooms:
"18/f/big boobs, wanna cyber?"
"U sound hawt want 2 meet irl??????"
"I know, like, totally."

RPGs:
"HI ALL I M NEW WANT TO GIVE ME ALL UR STUFF?"
"OOOOH HOW DO I GET THAT?"
"WOW UR HIGH LEVEL I WANNA B LIKE U"

On the street:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
<That is all they can say, because if they say anything else, they'll be shot by sensible people and end up saying just that.
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ROFLOLMFAO

Friend: I'm smart!
Me: ROFLOLMFAO
by meh December 15, 2002
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Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!
by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006
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ROFLMAO

A ridiculous over statement used when people actually are not "Rolling on the floor laughing (their) ass off"

In reality, it means:

Really, Only Fibbing. Looking Moderately Amused Only.
Person A: I'm so tired my eyes hurt
Person B: LOL
Person A: Did you actually LOL?
Person B: No! ROFLMAO
Person A: Are you actually laughing now?
Person B: No.
Person A: You're an idiot.
by pp0u20e8 January 31, 2010
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