Rode hard and put away wet

1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.

a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .

Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"

by SexyNurseMonica October 2, 2019

rode the shark

This means when something that used to be great is done for good. Comes from the show Happy Days... There was one episode near the end where the Fonz rode a shark, and after that, the show was kind of down the tubes. Like when Felicity cut her hair.

"Yo--where's your girlfriend?" "Eh, bitch is gone--she rode the shark"

by Rachicago April 10, 2008

rode the broom

To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.

As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.

by MaddyKat March 19, 2008

rode a pope

1. To get away with openly humiliating someone or committing a crime, that normally would result in punishment.

Everyone knows OJ did it, but he rode a pope and even wrote a book about it.

Cheney shot a 78 year old man in the face? He sure rode that pope.

by jellybananamamajama October 21, 2010

Rode Sodas

Beers or alcoholic beverages that are to be consumed in car on the way to the party destination.

"Kyle! wait we still have beers to finish." "Bring them on the rode." "Wait should we call these rode sodas!"

by TheManTheMythTheLegend4234 September 15, 2012

I rode a horse once

Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.

"I rode a horse once"
"What?"

by baked_goods_ April 22, 2009

and the horse you rode in on

referring namely to you, et al.

"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005