Rob

A big hairy ape like creature, with no penis. although if you ask him he will brag about it being huge.

Can also be a queer asshole with no life

wow dude he is a total rob

by rob frank tylerson March 17, 2008

Rob

The boy that every girl wants
The boy that every girl needs
The boy that I want
and
The boy that I need

Omfg rob is so fucking hot I love him

by xxtreedustin December 24, 2008

rob

rip off bitch, someone who charges alot for an unsatisfactory product/item or a small amount of a satisfactory product/item

damn those hindus who run the qwik-mart are rob's

by klandathu November 16, 2006

ROB

Roll Over the Belt. Girls who wear tight shirts and have a roll of fat that goes over her belt is a ROB.

1: Dude, check out that girl, she looks dope!
2: Forget it, you've got your beer goggles on, she's a ROB!

by Jamie Slater September 9, 2006

ROB

ROB - a random occuring boner.
when guys have a erection in awkard places and there is no reason for the erection. most common is when guys wake up in the morning - which is reffered to as a "morning glory"

Hahaha - he's got a ROB

by Jimmer94 April 1, 2009

ROB

Acronym for "Randomly Occurring Boner." This is when a male gets an erection in a non sexual situation, usually in awkward or inopportune times.

I don't know if I can hire you Mr. Peterson, as you had a ROB for most of this interview.

by Billy the Bum August 27, 2010

Rob

Rob is a very kind and smart person. He is the absolute best. If you ever need a bsf go and be bsfs with a Rob. They are always there for someone. And sometimes they are very crazy. But have a huge heart and it's filled with joy and happiness. Sometimes even hurt and pain but they try and push it aside to make others happy

GO GET YOUR SELF A FRIEND NAMED ROB

by Rob's bsf October 23, 2019