Rescue Sex

Sex that is meant to save a friendship and only for that reason.

Elaine - Jerry we need to have sex to save our friendship

Jerry - that's what I've been telling you

Bonny - Jerry and Elaine had rescue sex

by Cardinals Fan 5000 January 16, 2010

rescue date

a person, may be a girl or a guy, who has the sole purpose and function of accompanying the invitee to an event.

I don't want to drive: at night/on the freeway/over the bridge, etc., alone, so I will ask him/her to be my rescue date, so that I am able to attend this party, concert, reunion, etc.

by hampton's gal October 23, 2007

rescue joe

A drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in Southington CT. In this game, a person places a GI Joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. That person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. If the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumbass who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.

You bastard, you didnt rescue joe!...tag em..

by Smokeahauntes April 19, 2008

Rescue Randy

A life-sized dummy used in training programs for safety and rescue works.

"Yeah, Randy was one of our former students that didn't make it through the program," he said with a laugh. "We use him for all the different rescue scenarios. If somebody was to get hurt inside the hub, they need to bring Rescue Randy out and bring them to the ground. It's a mockup for rescues."

by humblepiece April 22, 2018

rescue penis 911

A horribly funny spin off of Rescue 911, but in a real life sense. Its generally used to refer to when a male hooks up with a physically unattractive female.

Dude did you see Josh on Rescue Penis 911 last night?

Yeah dude, she was the skankiest skank boat of all the skanks, I bet he washed his dick like 5 times this morning.

by Jeff Abbott June 1, 2006

Rescue Annie

When some one is so tired he passes out with his mouth open and it appears their face is made out of rubber.

He: Who what is up with Mike? He looks dead
She: Nah he is alright, he has been destructive drinking all week and passed out like a Rescue Annie,

by DutchSeb October 17, 2011

Rescue Party

When a person or persons show up to a party that is in the process of being ruined, by (a) parents (b) cops, or (c) simple lameness of said party's location and/or host, and the new arrival(s) then relocate the party to their place, thereby rescuing the party

Joe: hey, my buddy says the cops got called about noise at his shindig and all bets are off, should we send a rescue party?
Schmo: hell yeah, let's bring it to my place

by AdoPotato March 11, 2010