Redbank New England Tour

When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.

Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.

by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010

Redcar

A mysterious suave red-gloved Italian-suited preacher man with a late night TV show who charges $2.22 a second to speak to you, and you pay gladly.

Mom: WHY THE FUCK IS THE PHONEBILL $2,386?!?!
Me: … I… I c-c-called Redcar
Mom: My dear child why didn’t you say so sooner, love that man

by lumineuse_vicky September 11, 2022

redard

Someone who spells retard wrong.

guy 1: i'm going to look up retard *types in redard*

by betchlin February 1, 2009

Redballs

Occurs when your girl smacks the goofy out of you sack.

Person 1: Yo, did your girl blueball you last night?
Person 2: No, worse. She hit me with the redballs and slapped the mess outta me.

by GnugGnug June 15, 2018

Reggie Redbird

The mascot for Illinois State University.

As a student, I may be biased, but honestly Reggie is a god-tier mascot and if I was a bird, I’d smash.

Does Reggie Redbird have arms or wings?

by BillNyeGetsMeCrunk December 4, 2018

redCARwire

A band of epic proportions from Dallas, Texas whose live shows have been know to blow minds and CD's to eargasam with the following line-up:

Evan Lester - Vocals/Guitar
Davey Hoogerwerf - Vocals/Bass
Garett Bouline - Guitar
Josh Cutlip - Drums

Tim - WOW! redCARwires music is like sex in the ears!

by musicfiend April 3, 2009

Captain Redbeard

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.

Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?

by Rape. Greg Rape. March 17, 2010