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reaction status

A reaction status is a Facebook status posted purely because the person posting it is aware that it will have a reaction (a large number of comments/likes)

A common 'reaction status' is seen after a popular TV show, when people post funny lines from the show knowing that people will be logging into Facebook shortly afterwards.
"How good is half term?" (obviously half term is good, but why would you say this for any other reason than to get a reaction? Reaction Status.)

"Remember when everyone used to have a Nokia 3310?" (The person posting this knows everyone had a 3310. They said so in their post. So why ask? Reaction Status.)

*any line from The Inbetweeners* (People posting these know large numbers of people watch The Inbetweeners, and often actually race to be the first to post a funny line, in order to secure the most comments/likes. Reaction Status.)
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
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relation termination

The act of severely burning a bridge, so as to never see or hear from an ex again.
He bought his ex some herpes inside panties for Christmas and she opened them in front of her parents and it was instant relation termination.
by NakedDan January 4, 2011
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relation-shit

A relationship gone terribly wrong.
My relationship turned into a relation-shit after I forgot our anniversary.
by Kathleen Breach February 5, 2008
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Urban Dictionary rejection

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.
Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.
by bloody penguin November 7, 2011
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v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.
"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"
by maximusanton January 18, 2010
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rejection

Rejection is an avoidable part of life. Nevertheless, rejection is a very painful experience. But life would be very boring without it. A person that has never experienced rejection is a sheltered little fuck with a perfect life; someone who has never had to work hard for anything. A person that is a stranger to struggle, pain and rejection is not worthy of respect. Even those people with "perfect" lives that never experience rejection are miserable. Look at any young rich celebrity; they're all strung out on all types of substances. Rejection is an experience that makes us all stronger. The world is a hard and cold place. Not getting the girl or guy of your desires or not getting to live the life you want will only give you the inspiration to try harder and improve yourself as a person.
I'm 26 years old and I have experienced rejection my entire life. But every time I look in the mirror I think "Damn, I am one handsome lucky bastard..."
by Hold Your Head October 23, 2008
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sexy reaction

For every sexy action there is an equal and opposite sexy reaction.
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