red bull

The creature that drove all the unicorns into the sea. Owned by King Hagard.

King Hagard got the Red Bull to drive all the unicorns into the sea, so it would make him happy.

by Bogswallop November 4, 2006

red bull

The product of the circular candy Smarties after they have been liquified.

Boy:Red Bull tastes like a rainbow
Girl: No i think it tastes like the blood of a Klingon
Man: It's a bird, it's a plane.....
Woman: What is that?
Boy: No I think that is liquified Smarties!

(Then the boy realizes that he is all alone because Red Bull does F'ed up things to you when consumed)

by B-Balla September 2, 2005

red bull

bad for u but its so good, diet red bull has 200 mg of sodium! great with vodka!

way better then any soda

by chloe January 15, 2004

Red bull

it among other energy drinks is wht keeps me alive and makes me jump higher at track meets!!!

"fuck! i'm having a red bull crash!!.." "COACH!!! WE NEED TO STOP AND GET MORE RED BULL!!!"

by shelbs May 13, 2005

red bull

Nectar of the frat boys, engineering and architecture students, and overworked hairdressers. Said to give you wings. Frankly? It tastes like liquid smarties, which isn't a good thing.

If Fred doesn't have his red bull, he won't be able to pass his business 101 class!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008

Red Bull

An overly caffeinated energy drink that in marketing materials is purported to "Give you wings". In personal experience, you need at least 2 cans to feel any sort of energy-boosting effect.

Rumored to be made of Chuck Norris's urine, canned and carbonated.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine. He called it Red Bull.

Does Red Bull actually give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan swilled Red Bull when she was "sober".

by Heather (Ya Know) January 12, 2008

red bull

An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.

Person 1: hey what do you want to drink?

person 2: a red bull

by lyndon K March 9, 2008