Kids: fighting in back seat*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!
Kids: Silent*
by Trey Steroid October 21, 2010

Reindeer Rearranging (n):
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
The rearrangement of artificial animal home-lawn holiday decorations into sexual positions whilst the owner of the property is unaware of the rearrangement. Usually at night in a “drive-by” scenario.
“Hey guys, wanna go reindeer rearranging tonight?”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
“Sure! But no one is going to be able to top last year when we put that reindeer and Christmas pig upside down doin’ it doggy in that pine tree.”
by MattyP210 December 19, 2018

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Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
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