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Chief qweef

When a bad bitch qweefs while sosa.
Bob:Hey you know that girl I was with last night?
Joe: yeah
Bob: she chief qweefed so hard that smoke came out
Joe: HOLY ANGELINA JOLIE!
by Na$tea November 9, 2013
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Qwerk

Qwerk, the god of stories, was birthed at the beginning of everything when our lord, Lord Joel, woke up to the universe and wished for a burek to eat. And once he was created and forgotten by the Lord, he roamed great and far to share his tells of wonder, or rather disgust and horror, to little children and grown adults alike. Many have come to fear his return and others have come to dislike him, but others have come to love his stories and the being himself. Followers of this god are called, His Children.
Qwerk! Why have you brought these tells of horror to us!?
by Monster_Dog May 9, 2016
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qwer

Left hand placement for special commands/spells in an online game that is from a third person-ish view, where you control a hero/champion in a person to person battle within a contained map that has an element of base/tower defense and attack with NPC (non-player character) minions. All this happens in a real time, multi-player map/environment and is considered an adventure, real-time strategy & role playing game like LOL (League Of Legends) or DOTA (Defender Of The Ancients).
As a summoner, I'll use the mouse to control my champions movement and target and then QWER POWER...*press Q* mega damage powers! *press W* Suck it monkeys! *press E* Boo-ya! *press R* How do you like them apples?! *frustrated keyboard smash* Why did I die?
by Zeomox August 25, 2013
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qwerqwerqwerqwer

qwerqwerqwerqwerqwer is the basic hotkeys in lol
by p0t0k s a lo00b September 22, 2020
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qweef

(noun); The rush of air eminating from a female's vagina, mimicing the sound of flatulance.

(adj); An offensive description of an unliked individual or object
"When the bitch stood up she let out da biggest qweef I ever heard"
by G December 15, 2003
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Qwertian Slip

Similar to Freudian Typo, a qwertian slip is a simple slip of typing or texting that completely changes the meaning of what is said. Most times it occurs when one letter is meant to be typed while the key right next to it is pressed instead.

Comes from the phrases Freudian Slip which is the slip of the tongue and qwerty which is the standard format of computer and phone keyboards.
Wow they didn't even open my vag, they just squished it a little.

Er, I meant bag. Qwertian slip I swear!
by ZealousKitten November 10, 2010
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qwerfdsazxcvbnmkjhgtyuiopl

you're bored, so you googled a 4-line snake pattern on your keyboard.
person 1: shit i'm bored
person 2: type qwerfdsazxcvbnmkjhgtyuiopl
by 69420 gaming May 11, 2020
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