Quranclog

A delicious and smooth alcoholic beverage made by mixing Vanilla Galliano and Regal Cola in roughly a 2:3 ratio. Served in wine glasses and best kept chilled, this drink is the epitome of sophistication.

"I'll have your finest quranclog please. Shaken, not stirred."

by Vouzyvouzy February 2, 2009

J'Quran

A Holy Text resultant from a half-assed game of Scrabble.

See also: J'Quranery

"You must swear on the J'Quran!"
"WTF is a J'quran?"
"SWEAR ON IT, INFIDEL!"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

quany

Complete sexy man with a kind and ferocious side. Perfect and amazing, once you meet him don't let him go. He is fine

Did you see quany last night ?
Ya he was so fine when we was talking

by 1234monsterz July 8, 2017

Cheryl and Quran

Cheryl and Quran is a couple of a 37-year age gap and posts daily on tiktok.

Cheryl is 61 and Quran is 24
Cheryl looks like 💀 and Quran looks like 🧑🏽 they always want a baby.
How? You may ask. Well, it’s impossible.

A BABY 👶🏻 A BABY 👶🏼 A BABY 👶🏽

Person 1: oh did you see Cheryl and Quran?
Person 2: Yeah, that weird couple on tiktok?
Person 3: I bet they’ll name their baby Dust-in 😂

by Chelsey Dumbo June 15, 2022

Quran

a Islamic book that Rasool Mohammed (peace be upon him) Wrote

*opens quran* (Surah Fatihah) Audhu billahi’ mina’shaitanir rajiiiim…. Bismillah’ irahmanir’ rahiim…

by fordashy is gay December 8, 2022

J'Quranery

Things having to do, or not, with the Holy Text, the J'Quran.

"What's all this J'Quranery?!?"

by Culdraug June 11, 2006

quranist

A Muslim who follows the Quran alone for Islamic guidance and ruling. Quranists consider Sunnis and Shias to be infidels kuffar and not Muslims since they reject following the Quran alone and follow the Hadiths. The most famous group of the Quranists are perhaps the Yan Tatsine jihadist group. Quranists consider Hadiths to be fabrications against the Islamic prophet Muhammad, innovation as they were written 100 years after the death of Muhammad, and un-Islamic as they contradict the teachings of the Quran. In Arabic Quranist Muslims are known as al-Quraniyoon or Ahlul Quran "people of the Quran", and in French they are known as Coranistes.

Those Quranist Muslims are always insulting Hadithists such as Sunnis and Shias. They never stop!

by PoliticalDon May 31, 2019