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Twitter Quitter

An Individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and participation in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as Twitter. He or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.
Ronaldo: "Hey man did you see my tweet last night?"

Hamilton: "Umm, I actually... deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago... so um..."

Ronaldo: "So you're telling me you're a Twitter Quitter..."

Hamilton: "Well see what happened was....."

**INSERT EXTREMELY RAMBUNCTIOUS CUT-OFF HERE***

Ronaldo: "I want you out of the house by Sunday morning.....goodnight."
by iWhipple May 5, 2009
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One Hitter Quitter

1.) The action of knocking someone unconscious with one blow of the fist, usually in the face, where the person does not regain consciousness for an extended period of time.

2.) Referring to marijuana. A person, relatively new to marijuana, who inhales one hit usally under the pressure of peers, and pretends to act high because the lack the knowledge of what high feels like.
1.) Did you see the one hitter quitter that disfigured Brian's model face?

2.) My friend used to be a one hitter quitter, quite often making the claim that he got high because he weighed less.
by Adam Shatter October 7, 2005
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One-hitter quitter

An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.
After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.
by C. Griffin November 8, 2007
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dont fuk wit me i got that one hitter quitter
by Raul November 13, 2003
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a quitter

A quitter is a person who gives up easily instead of finishing something.
by Darius March 30, 2003
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Quittergazer

One who stares at $arah Palin in rapt adoration, unable to hear anything she says as anything other than utterly perfect and meaningful.
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I thought he might even try slipping her a length."

(FYI this example also works for "slipping her a length".
by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010
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quitterpated

The general disharmony, crankiness, snackiness and other withdrawal symptoms associated with quitting smoking
"Sorry for yelling at you yesterday and for eating all the chips and dip. I stopped smoking and now I'm all quitterpated...
by the bramble September 10, 2007
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