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quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water
"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"
by cream of sumyungay September 27, 2005
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Queeftain

A female leader of a tribe that has birthed 42 children and is constantly queefing.
Omg we just went to an Indian reservation and got to meet the queeftain, she couldn't stop pumping air out of her taint.
by ATBA5EBALL May 20, 2017
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Quiet Pill

Noun

1. A bullet, usually fired from a silenced firearm.

2. A hit or clandestine murder intended to silence someone. Used mainly by Black Ops military and gangsters.
Hey Vinnie! John is set to testify in court next week, have your boys give him a quiet pill.
by DigimonBeavis October 24, 2016
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Three quiet

More quiet than "too quiet".

A term made popular by a cartoon on the Cartoon Network; Kids Next Door.

In this case, the word "three" adds emphasis in which it's used to describe how great something is or to exaggerate ones point.
"Holy cow John, it's kind of quiet in here".

"Yeah Tiffany...three quiet".
by Darrel D. February 21, 2007
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The quiet kid

The kid who never talks in class, and when he does shit is probably about to go down.
Student: Mr. Brown how many days are in a week?

Mr. Brown: 7

The quiet kid: 6

Mr. Brown:No 7

The quiet kid: 5

Me: Ah shit
by The quiet kid June 13, 2020
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Quiet Hoe

A girl who doesn't look, act, or present themselves as a hoe. But deep down inside, she a skanky hoe.
John: Did you know about Jane? She blew 3 guys at the party.
Jim: I can't believe that, she's a good girl. She's probably never kissed a boy!
John: Nah bro, she's one of them quiet hoes.
by Sparky308 February 15, 2015
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Quiet Hat

A specially designed soundproof helmet that’s used to screen out particularly loud or obnoxious sounds and behavior.
Once the next door neighbors’ pack of yappers begin going ballistic on their front balcony all afternoon, I just slip on my Quiet Hat and keep reading.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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