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Queef

a little bit of air that gets caught in a woman`s vagina sometimes it happens after you have intercourse it can also happen if you just have a god damn vagina and it is not something to be embarrasd about because even if your a girl and a virgin it can happen to you to it sometimes happens when you walk because of the space inbetween your legs
oh crap i just queefed. don`t worry its cute
by killer queef July 11, 2016
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Queef-Grief

noun. The multiple emotions running through a female's mind after 'queefing' during sexual intercourse.
Mike was so disgusted from Megan's queefing that he left for home shortly after the initial queef. Megan suffered overwhelming queef-grief for the rest of the evening.

Brent's girlfriend's queef-grief was no match for his mission to devaginate her.
by MasterQueef June 1, 2012
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Queeflation

When a man’s erect member is inserted into a woman’s vagina and she does the act of queefing which caused the expelled air to pressurize the man’s urethra. Significantly increasing the girth of his member, which requires the act of dick-burping to relieve the pressure.
Sherry: “I heard that Jamal’s hog is so big that he frequently experienced queeflation”

Rebecca: “that’s so hot. I want to see his dick completely filled with my humid pussy air”
by TMoney769 August 12, 2023
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queef and cheddar

Use arbys cheese sauce as lube in doggy style
You’re mom couldn’t afford a beef and cheddar so I went in the back and gave her a queef and cheddar
by Jmcddd August 25, 2023
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Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble
"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"
by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011
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queef

His coital sojourn was brief;
He came, and withdrew like a thief.
As his trouser snake left,
Though, there belched from her cleft
A most satisfactory queef.
by npetrikov June 9, 2010
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queef rod

A big thick cock used to pound a queef out.
I wish i could make some money with my queef rod pounding sluts.
by SecertSlutPounder September 5, 2018
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