Friend Zone Quarterback

A guy that is stuck in the friend zone yet is still always making passes at his female friends but never getting sacked or sending it to the endzone.

A best friend of the opposite sex that has no chance of ever dating you but continues to tell you how much they are in love with you. This gets especially worse with intoxication, making for akward nights and in extreme cases, drunken proposals adn future wedding promises.

Sarah is looking good. She is no longer playing friend zone quarterback with Josh after losing all that wright this summer at fat camp. I saw him totally checking her out.

by Oyeboman May 14, 2011

quarterback chad

(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.

That no-talent ass clown Keanu Reeves is a quarterback chad (johnny utah).

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Quarterback

to manage, lead, or direct someone or something

He's going to quarterback the campaign for re-election.

by Light Joker April 11, 2007

quaterbackin

to sell drugs, to be on the grind.

I'm on the curb quarterbackin

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Superbowl Monday Quarterback

A variation of the Monday Morning Quarterback, only its in the Superbowl.

Kurt Warner is a great example of a Superbowl Monday Quarterback. During Superbowl XLIII, He could of let Edgerrin James run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a Field goal to to tie it up. Instead he throws an interception to James Harrison who returns it for a touchdown. That one play shaped the entire outcome of a Superbowl.

Instead of make history for the Cardinals, Warner made history for the Steelers.

by TimeWarner January 25, 2011

All Time Quarterback

The person designated to play quarterback for both teams when playing street football if there are an unequal amount of players.

It's 11 people out here. We'll play 5 on 5 and Mike will be All Time Quarterback because he has the best arm.

by mistahsmif January 28, 2011

quarterback

The dude who's banging the lead cheerleader.

rob: Hey you know steve?
bill: steve who?
rob: steve, the quarterback. he's boning tiffany right now as we speak
bill: tiffany?
rob: yeah... you know, tiffany, the cheerleader
bill: who?
rob: ah screw you.

by The Black Jack November 23, 2006