quarm farm

extreme excess of vaginal secretion

oh my god, i put my knob in the quarm farm and i still cant get rid of that SMELL!

by testachiles April 24, 2009

gem and two quarts

absolutely amazing individual or article thing. no question beyond a shadow of a doubt, the impressiveness of this certain specimen.

"this picture is a gem and two quarts!!"

"you're a gem, a gem and two quarts!"

by MandyBoj January 8, 2009

Quarmby

The Quarmby name originated in Leicestershire, with the bestowed holding seats as Lords of the manner in parliament.

Now some 47 years later, the name still goes strong and a long line of lucky descendants remain.

If you have not already noted, it is imperative to highlight that only the most prestigious, vivacious, forward thinking and innovative individuals are to be graced with the name 'Quarmby'.

"WOW!, i wish i was a Quarmby"

"Oh kevin, I DO!! (just on the basis of your family name alone). . . . . Mrs Quarmby oooooooeeeee Swoons**"

by Im The Actual Bomb- thats WHO! March 8, 2013

quarm

A quarm is a problem

Daniel said he cant make it, that's a big quarm

by BobbyBallbagz June 18, 2020

Quarisa

meaning "queen"
but it's also the name of this totally awesome girl from folsom california she is totally modest and extreamly hot!! she can be selfesh at times though

...none lol Quarisa is a girl that i love like so fucking much but i moved away from her =(

by babeoftheyear March 28, 2008

quams

"Quams" word for pussy

last night i got some quams

by Poe-Boy June 1, 2007

Quarm

A word I imply is used by liberals and lefty do-gooders. I invented it to use when making an impersonation of libeal lefties guardianistas such as road procing inspectors, council tax inspectors and oter jealous liberal do-gooders. It makes the statement it preceeds sound stupider than it already is.

"Quarm! Road pricing inspector. I demand to check your road pricing tag"

"Quarm, I demand to enter your home to snoop for improvements and raise your council tax accordingly!"

by Wattsie April 16, 2007