Quagwire

That mess of wires behind your home PC.

Can you plug the new printer into that Quagwire under the desk?

by ModusMan February 18, 2010

Quagmire

A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form

Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)

by Pockets December 17, 2003

Quagmired

The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.

The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.

by bigweezey November 28, 2012

quagmire syndrome

When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.

Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.

by Testudo420 January 27, 2019

Quagsire

Quagsire is a Pokemon. It is a rather plump fish that is blue, except for a long purple fin that runs down its back. It has a wide smiling face and two nose holes. Quagsire evolves from Wooper. It is the 195th Pokemon in the Pokedex. It stands at 4' 07' and weighs 165.3 pounds. It is a Water and Ground type. Its weakness is grass. It is the "water fish" Pokemon. According to its description on the Pokemon website, "It has an easygoing nature. It doesn’t care if it bumps its head on boats and boulders while swimming."

Trainer: I just caught a Quagsire!

by CNETZ February 8, 2021

quagmire

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

by yarrh June 1, 2006

Quagmire

The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!

by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004