Quaffle

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Quaffle

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

quagledoo

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".

"Fuck you, quagledoo!"

by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006

Quaffer

One who drinks with a passion.

Otis used to be a big quaffer, but ever since he met that old lady, he has toned it down a notch.

by Craig Karp December 30, 2003

quale

a single hiccup

Sometimes when I eat pancakes too fast I get the hiccups, but sometimes I only get a quale.

by thebranman February 10, 2017

Quaffle

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

Quazle

(n) A small raging hormone located in the spleen of males from the ages of 13-18, causes the person to uncontrollable scream "OMG I WANT HAM!!! HOLY SHIT!" for hours upon hours a day.

"The boy tried to pay attention in class, but his quazle made this impossible."

by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003