Quiffle

A British word for sneeze

" I got me a case of the quiffles"

by Holly4444 September 14, 2015

Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.

Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".

by Sironius April 2, 2016

quiffle

When a queef comes out in a melodic tune

verb- to quiffle

Lisa quiffled and it sounded just like Mozart's requiem in D minor

by Meryl streets July 2, 2016

Qaliff

Qaliff is and absolute arse and kind guy.Qaliff is very perverted and has a lot of fetishes.Oh he also likes food.

Omg,Qaliff is being such and arse.

by Randomguy 69 November 23, 2021

Quiff flies

Another name for gnat. My Great Grandma came up with the word "quiff". A quiff is another name for a vagina. One day, another family member had a dog laying out in the sun and there was a swarm of gnats flying around the dogs vagina. That's when my family started calling gnats "quiff flies".

Quiff flies swarm into such a small area, how do they not fly into each other?

by A guy from Jerzey August 17, 2022

quiffing

a physics teacher playing a makeshift guitar made out of a plastic box and elastic bands using a badly damaged violin bow

the physics teacher has been quiffing for an hour

by obvsval February 21, 2023

quiff

A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.

"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."

by Twigs_01 January 5, 2010