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Qliff is a super funny and handsome black guy, he’s joyous to be around, however can become dangerous once you prove yourself to be disloyal to him, Qliff’s are said to naturally be simps, especially to girls named Ashley
Qliff you’re hilarious but you scare me
Qliff by Johnwithersnow May 1, 2021
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You heard about Cliford, he’s a qliff and is in Jail for life
Qliff by Mystic81 May 1, 2024
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penis quiff 

After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes
Lol look at the penis quiff on that , ur such a loser
penis quiff by mitch00uk April 1, 2015
Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

quiff stain

Quiff stain is when a female vagina fills up with air from propetual thrusting and one good pump and the air escapes around the shaft of the penile instrument and if you extract the penile instrument and the air does not escape it will later on and as the air escape the vaginal crevase the excess semenal liquid escape like diareah into the undergarments there for leaving a "quiff stain"
It is used to deter predators when they peel the panties off and it looks like your spreading a grill cheese sandwhich "quiff stain" s are just wrong
A quiffe is a sound that generates from a womans vagina doing sexual intercourse. The sound occurs when the amount of lubrication starts to deminish and air gets trapped as the penis enters in and out causing a "farting" sound
pussy, sex, fart,
Her pussy let out a quiffe after he pulled his dick out.
quiffe by Ndygo May 30, 2007

Quiff Rat 

Someone who tries to embarrass another by telling on them when they quiff in public.
Hey did you hear that? I heard a little quiff! as Rob pointed to the woman behind the counter. She quiffed! Come on Rob stop being such a quiff rat!
Quiff Rat by MattyG82 March 18, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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