Quimby

A guy who sniffs girls' bicycle seats on a hot day.

What a Quimby. I caught him smelling Martha's bike seat.

by E. Pershing June 22, 2009

quimby

Metaphorically, someone who gets out of the shower to pee.

Gilly, don't be such a quimby. Pick up that chip and eat it.

by Bully99 December 28, 2007

Quimby

Using a dead chicken like it's a bong or glass pipe for sucking the farts out of it.

"I just ordered a pallot of dead chickens that were pre-fed lots of refried beans so they are filled with gas." "I grabbed that chickens ass, opened it with my hands, and sucked the refried bean farts out! I'm such a Quimby!

by Neil Backandforth December 28, 2005

quimby

An underwater fart.

He cut a quimby in the pool with me and it reeked when the bubbles broke the surface.

by Boston Word Maven February 14, 2012

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass

Emerson is a fucking quimby.

by Justin Mothering September 22, 2009

quimby

Short for the perfect dump. When an individual takes a dump that is large, perfectly shaped like an "S" and requires no toilet paper at all. A dump that only Oprah Winfrey could be proud of.

I always have a quimby when I eat Grape-Nuts for breakfast.

by Dookie Johnson January 16, 2008

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005